I'd like to drink about 2 liters of Mountain Dew but since I haven't really had caffeine in about five years I'm thinking it would send me over the edge.

Maybe I'll just open one of the bottles of wine I got for Christmas and see if it will make me forget that my left eye is still swollen pretty much shut.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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