Does anybody happen to know what the opposite of "The Midas Touch" would be called? Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure I've got it.

It's absolutely laughable how seemingly everything that comes into my path ends up being screwed up in one way or another. I've got a wide range of victims............. cars, money, women, friendships, health and now my damn house.

Good thing I've got a great sense of humor and pockets so deep that none of it can bother me at all. Oh wait, scratch that second part.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus