(A slight modification of something I wrote for someone else.)

The itsy bitsy penis climbed up toward's IowaMan's chest.
It got real hard when it saw Lilith's breasts.
IowaMan had to stroke it and soon he shot his cum,
And the itsy bitsy penis went back to sleep when he was done.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus