IowaMan is taking his morning wood to the Mickey D's 20 miles from here in hopes that is true.

Of course if they end up spilling hot coffee on Little IowaMan or breaking him then I suppose I'll be posting that my trip to Mickey D's pissed me off.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus