OMFG!!!!!

Lixy, you made my morning with that one.

Closest thing I can think of to an "Oh no...." for me happened about six years or so ago.

I was in a grocery store not paying a whole hell of a lot of attention to anything but trying to get what was on my list and get the hell out. I was at the deli counter waiting for them to get me my sliced turkey breast (not sure why I remember that is what I was waiting for) when this little old man came up to me and tapped me on the shoulder. He said to me, "Son, the horse. It's trying to get out." I was in my own little world and it didn't really hit me what he meant. I must have had a confused look on my face so gave me a look that told me that I should probably check things out. Well, he was right. The zipper on the jeans I was wearing while changing the oil in my car earlier had apparently decided it was time to stop working. Of course I had chosen that day to go without underwear. Let's just say "it" was clearly visible. And he wasn't the only person who had noticed. Got a nice smile and a nod from a lady also waiting at the deli after he patted me on the shoulder and walked away. I could've died on the spot.

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