Well so far you're my only offer. I think the women are just a bit freaked out because I've got those great big feet to go along with the zig-zag Charlie Brown shirt. I thought that since I got rid of my beagle maybe I'd have more luck but nothing yet.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus