Hmmmm, gives me an idea. I wonder if I were to take a picture of Little IowaMan dressed in his green boxer briefs and hang it from my rearview mirror if it would attract women.

Not so sure I could get it to have that pine scent though. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be willing to do some of the suggestions I'm probably going to get to aquire said scent.

....... no teeny pine tree in my shorts this morning.

just the basic gray boxer briefs.

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