I'm craving something that I know for a fact that I'm not going to get today.

So...................... I think I'm going to go um, "scratch an itch" while I think about it.

I know, I know............ shame on you IowaMan!

The way I look at it is that I really wanted to scratch this itch yesterday but I didn't. In my mind I've got incredible self-restraint.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus