I'll go along with Tess on that ^^^^^^


Having another big craving for Mexican food though too. You know, the traditional Christmas Eve grilled chicken burritos.

Been having that craving for about two weeks now. I swear, if that damn penis of mine backfired and knocked me up, I'm gonna be pissed. Then again, I could hit the talk show circuit and make a bundle. Oprah! Oprah, I'm available to be on your show!

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