That darn dog of mine again. He was outside a few minutes ago sniffing around acting as if he was going to hunt something. Well, there was a beautiful mallard out back with him that he didn't notice standing over by the lilac bush minding his own business. Sarge sees him and pounces over to him apparently to try and scare him away. Sarge doesn't bark often so he tries to get by on his intimidating looks I guess.

Anyway, Sarge stops about two yards away from the duck and is in a position as if he were going to pounce on the thing. The mallard quacked at him and Sarge high tailed it back to the back door in no time flat scared as hell.

You probably had to be here to get how funny it was but damn that dog makes me chuckle at least once a day.

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