1. I wish my dog was feeling better. He hasn't wanted to have much to do with me the last couple of days and that's just not like him.

2. I wish my sister would've returned my calls over the weekend. (Long story that I won't bore all of you with.)

3. I wish I would find that damn magic lamp so I could rub it and really get three wishes granted. I'm getting sort of tired of practing the rubbing thing on ........ well, you know.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus