Q: How many pallbearers would be needed for a Wolverines funeral?
A: Two. A garbage can only has two handles.


Q: What do you call a football player in Michigan who has talent?
A: A product of Ohio.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney