Q: What do you get when you breed a pig with a Michigan fan?
A: There are some things even pigs won't do.


Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
A: Ann Arbor, MI......He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney