Q: How do you keep a Michigan player out of the endzone?
A: Put a classroom there.


Q: Why do women in Michigan wear high heels?
A: To keep their knuckles from dragging on the ground.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney