A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Michigan fans too.

Wanting the teacher, of course, to like them and not really knowing what a Michigan fan was, hands fly into the air.

There is one exception. A little girl named Jane did not go along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

Because I am not a Michigan fan, she reports.* The teacher asks her "what are you then"

Well, she says, My mom is a Buckeye fan and my dad is a Buckeye fan so I am a buckeye fan.

The teacher being a little red faced, asks, " what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?

Jane smiles and says " then I'd be a Michigan fan".

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