A guy in a bar says to the guy next to him, "Want to hear a great Michigan joke?"

The guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6-foot-3 and weight 225 pounds, and I'm a Michigan grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6-2, 225, and he's a Michigan grad. The guy next to him is 6-6, weighs 275, and he's a Michigan graduate. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?"

The first guy replies, .....


















































"Not if I'm going have to explain it three times."

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