An old man is in his back yard trying to fly a kite.

He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, but lacking a kite tail, it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries to get the kite up a few more times with no success.

All the while, his old wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do ever ything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail!" (Silently she thinks, "Or is it a tail piece?")

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind, woman! Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."