Getting an interesting mental image of that...

Happy to hear you've made it safe & sound...now get used to hearing people say, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

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Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.