1. I have dinner with a good friend who is in from out of town tonight

2. I was told today that "things start happening" when you get older, and that...although I should come in just to make sure...the rash was probably just an aging thing. Anyone have a youth serum?

3. A co-worker called my boss the Devil yesterday, but I think he's closer to a bumbling idiot

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney