The following 15 Police comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country...

15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll streach out after you wear them awhile."

14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired form my gun."

11.so you don't know how fast your were going? I guess that means I can write anything i want on the ticket, huh?"

10. "Yes, Sir, YOu can talk to the shift supervisor, but I dont think it will help. Oh did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

9. "Warning! YOu want a warning? O.K., I am warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and step in monkey poo."

6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

5. "in God we trust, all others we run throught NCIC."

4. " Just how big were those two beers?"

3. "No sir we dont have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

and ............ The best one !!!!!!

1. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ...You're right we don't....Sign here.

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I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.