Originally Posted by rtctfield

1. All you topless girls can stay.
2. The chick on the trampoline- you can keep jumping, but for cripes sake, will you quit holding your boobs? You're obstructing the view.
3. That lamp girl- as long as you're still turned on, you can stay, too.
4. All other dames with thoughts of redecorating, burning potpouri, and tidying up- OUT! OUT! OUT! And bring us back some more beer and Doritos, will ya'? The Cool Ranch kind.