my 2 year old said "what you doing daddy?" as i got out my cell phone in a very large store.

"we seem to have lost mommy, so we need to call her" I explained.

At this point she screamed at the top of her voice (and trust me this is loud) "MOMMMMYYYY MOMMMMYYY"!

The elderly lady we were passing nearly had a coronary bles her. Who'd have thought she could jump that high at her age.