09-09-2002, 05:41 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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Fertilizer Club
This letter is being sent to you because we know you are critically
interested in your front lawn, and this summer season will soon be upon
us.
This is a fertilizer club and will not cost you a cent to join.
Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of this list
and shit on their front lawn. You won't be the only one there, so
don't
be embarrassed. Then make five copies of this letter and send it to
five
of your friends who appreciate good lawns. You will not get any money
or
checks, but within one week if this chain is not broken, there will be
9,216
people shitting on your front lawn Your reward will come next summer
when you
will have the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.
Mrs. Lucy Bowel 19 Bedpan Cover Wemouth, Mass.
Mrs. Paula Crapp 222 Enema Drive Quincy, Mass
Mrs. Charles Syringe 109 Suppository Drive Fink, Texas
Mrs. Smelly B. Hind 416 Diarrhea Way Kansas City, Missouri
Mrs.O Howie Farts 896 Rectum Road Washington, DC
Mrs. A. Bigger Movement 276 Fertilizer Way Melton, Mass.
If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbors.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN! One man didn't give a shit and lost his
entire lawn.
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