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Old 09-09-2002, 06:04 AM
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The guy who invented the vibrator had a vision, and in that vision he heard voices:

"If you build it they will come."

Field of Dreams?

A farmer's crop was ruined for the year and he was having no luck at all. Then he heard a voice, "If you build it they will come."

He thought nothing of it at first but then he heard it again, "If you build it they will come." So the farmer thought and thought, prayed and prayed, until finally, he knew what to do.

A few months later he completed construction of his new strip club!

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