OMG IAKG... that's too damn funny! Our guys can sure be putz's at times (HIS word, not mine!).. unlike us, right?

Oh, I'da loved to smear it on myself and make him lick it off, but we've got kids hovering around, kinda like mosquitoes. Poor kids are pretty grossed out by the fact that we even kiss!

I got a nice fat orgasmn later on, so he's off the hook this time!

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