LixyChick,

Although the world would be a much poorer place without you, and I am sure that I am only one among many who would mourn such a precipitous (if you’ll pardon the word) decision, it is with a heavy heart, and only because I am a slave to duty, that I feel obligated – nay, impelled – to provide you with assistance in such a dreaded act.

Herewith, to provide you with the chance you request, I provide you with the dreaded link to The Flat Earth Society. There I can only presume you will find the awful, occult knowledge needed to pursue your desperate goal! But please, I beseech you; reflect upon this terrible decision for a little while longer. Don’t, ah, jump to any conclusions!

And at the end, if all other possible escape routes for you from this administration seem blocked, remember this – he can’t run again.

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Eudaimonia