1. I spent four hours in the cold knocking on doors to convince people to vote NDP. I was charming. Nice glasses, sir! That's a lovely cactus, madam! I LOVE YOUR DOG!

2. People are pissed off that the election was called for Jan. &, as I slipped & slid walking door to door, I could understand that frustration.

3. The chef is taking away my hornies with his loud snoring.