1. I've been working too hard this week, and the stress is getting to me

2. I'm drinking a beer, which is starting to relax me.

3. Mr. Osuche comes home tomorrow, and I damn well better have my homework done so that I can "play" with him.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney