Some things have to be because of Halloween but today was a bumper crop of weirdness:

-Wanted: bowler hat and cane

From the clueless:

Offer: gel

I have a tube of gel here from the mail today.I guess its for the hair
because it reads "short cuts" It also has the word "spike" on it And
says "super strong gel".
Anyone familiar with this gel,will know what it is for.

(love the wording - "I guess its for the hair". Anyone familiar with this gel? Tee hee!)

Taken: Teddy bear teapot

Offer: Silver plated Tiara with cubic zirconia diamonds

And my fave of the day:

[FreecycleTO] WANTED - Magic Bullet

I am in need of a Magic Bullet for a friend.

Please let me know if you have one.

Ahahaha, a friend! Right!