Urbandictionary.com's word of the day:

Iraqnophobia
An unusually strong fear of Iraq, especially its ability to manufacture and use biological, chemical, and nuclear weapons.

I'd never heard of borsen/borsin cheese so had to look it up: Boursin Cheese is a soft creamy cheese available in a variety of flavors. Its flavor and texture is somewhat similar to American cream cheese.

So, smart wyndhy made the perfect substitution!