The heat index wasn't over 100 for like the millionth freaking time today.

It isn't so hot here that when it rains it feels like a sauna.

I didn't literally watch my truck sizzle and watch steam roll off it when rain hit the hood yesterday at about 2 pm.

I am so tickled pink that when I go to fill up my car that I immediately have to bend over and pray I have lube for the ass raping I am about to receive in the form of how much I pay for each gallon of gas I buy.

I am not apologetic for having had a really bad week and super tired and frustrated with the heat. In fact it has helped me keep a very good attitude this week.

I hate having a place like this to unwind after *not* having really bad days like I *didn't* just have today.