I'm not going to take Zeph's approach to posting a list here

I didn't giggle at Zeph's mention of the Bowling for soup song, because I didn't hear it on my work and it absolutely made me overjoyed that I left that god-foresaken state.

I don't have a clue what WildIrish is on about when he says that I lowered the NE IQ percentage... People here are so darned smart, it's us crazy Texan transplants that don't know a lick.

I didn't have to scroll through pages of posts on this thread to catch up for today.

And, I absofuckinlutely love my new manager, I'd propose we clone him in a heartbeat.