1. I woke up on the nasty side of the bed this morning, and I've never gotten better

2. Because of #1, it was an unproductive day at work

3. I have too many tasks and not enough time.....and certainly not enough patience

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney