Probably not as long as you could make me laugh about it too.



Would you ever make a pass at your child's teacher?

No way...too much pressure to perform! One bad move and BAM!!! She's doomed to repeat the grade!

Would you ever take two papers from the newspaper machine?

Did it many times when I ran short of papers on my route. Took as many as 12 at once. :D



Would you ever go to a hockey game and NOT hope for a fight?

Of course. I'm just there to check out the men...and I like my men NOT bloody.

Would you ever pick someone up at a hockey game?

sure - out front - after it's over LOL

would you?

I've never done it, but there's always a first time.

Would you ever skip the hockey game?

if that's an invite - then definitely

would you ever go to a club specifically to pick someone up?

Yep. And I came home alone by choice. I had second thoughts.

Would you?

not anymore....tried it didn't like it, won't do it again

would you ever pay someone to date you to impress someone?

No. Although I've dated friends as a favor if they had to go to a party, wedding, etc. More of a Will & Grace kinda thing.

Would you ever pay someone for sex?

I think i'd prefer self love in that case so no I wouldn't....

would you?

Nope. I'd revert to the bar thing first.

Would you ever pick up a dictionary to play smut games.

(jk)

nah....have too much fun trying to be creative on my own...(doesn't always work though)

would you ever talk to your parents while sitting nude on the phone?

Yep.


Would you ever pee while on the phone?

nope....

would you ever flush while on the phone?

...while covering it up with running water? Of course not!

:D

Would oyu ever use the mute button?

yes - I admit it - I'm bad - used the mute button

would you have ever sex while on thephone carrying on a conversation?

I can't see it! Why would I answer the phone if i'm in the middle of sex? I'm a call screener at the best of times!

would you ever screen your calls?

Yep. I'm with you, Steph. The answering machine picks up 90% of the time.

Would you ever pretend you didn't get a message?

Only if I was trying to spare someone some embarrassment or hurt feelings.

Would you ever withold a message for spite?

Not deliberately, no


Would you ever have the lights on in the house, even though it was daylight?

Might do, has been known!!!!


would u ever eat nothing but but ice cream just cause u wanted to?

Probably would. Sometimes I just go with the spirit. :D :D

Would you ever drink milk through a straw?

sure, why not?



Would you ever wear a kilt?

Sure. Never have, but I could try it once anyway. (But what would I wear underneath it? :D)

Would you ever go hiking in the nude?

Only if I was well coated with insect repellant! Wanna go with me???:D:D:D


Would you ever try to learn to play the bagpipes?

I would love to, but doubt I'll ever get to. :( I really love the sound of bagpipes. (Also love the dulcimer, btw.)

Would you ever build a house with a "sexual play room" designed into it?

I think that would be an interesting addition so yes I would

would you ever tell your kids what the room was for?

Yes, I would tell them its Mommy and Daddys playroom.. :D

Would you ever have bondage play in said room?

Never! That's where mommy and daddy practice our wrestling!

Would you ever show it to a friend?

Depends on what kind of friend it was. ;)

Would you ever invite a friend to test it out?

Only if my b/f was involved, too.

Would you ever get a sex swing?

probably not



Would you ever buy any bondage gear?

I have not yet. Anything that I needed could be found around the house.

Would you ever do something where your neighbours could hear you. Like spanking, or being really loud during sex?

Does arguing count? ha ha

Would you ever leave work for a quickie?

ummm, errrr, well....no comment. :D

Would you ever bring yourself off just to help you get to sleep?

That usually isn't the problem, but I might if I thought it would help.


Would you ever have a quickie in your boss' office? :D

Umm, let me get back to you on that once I have a job. :p

Would you ever take dance classes for the fun of it?