(lifting blankets)Ummm...perhaps under there?! :devil:

care to help me in the kitchen?

Couldn't we cook something up here instead? ;)

like sticking my turkey in the oven? :D

Better a turkey in yours, than a bun in mine any day! :D

how about my turkey and your bun?

Sorry...I no longer take seriously ANYTHING poked at me in fun! ;) :D

what about pleasure?

I can have oodles of pleasure without ever putting a bun in the oven...practice,practice,practice! ;) :D

Ok....so want to play the smash hit game "Who's in my mouth?"

Let me go get the lights....stay still.

No, no, no...it's "Name That Fluid" and I can name that donor in one spurt, Wink!

Who says you'd only be getting one spurt?

Well you know the old saying..."spurty is as spurty does"...and hey, we have the room until check out time! ;)

Exactly....and don't spill a drop, that's wasteful. :P :bj:

Okay, Kene, you can be on top THIS time, but next time I'm driving! ;)

Huh...whazzat....oh shit she wants to drive....hold on a sec L....gotta go make my will.

Be nice or I'll break out the handcuffs :cuffs: and whips...you know how much they EXCITE you! :D

Now why couldn't you have pulled out after I fell asleep?

Why Kene...what big...pecs you have!

Here kitty kitty kitty.... :licker:

You're so much bigger in person...

Ok....now let's try that again, but only this time, without the acting.

I hope I fell down the stairs last night o.O

Tequila does this to me every time!!!!!!!

**Falls out of bed grabbing clothes............

Hmm is that a pistol in your sheets or just glad to see me

I am VERY glad to see you this morning. :D

Damn........... just how much did I drink last night...... I swear I go to bed with women, but it's always you guys why I awake!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been awhile. :kisser:

The morning is definitely looking brighter. :)

Rise and shine DB...okay, just "rise" and we'll worry about shining later! :D

and at least THIS pussy doesn't malt all over my bed :)

So "why" do you have to go to work EVERY day? :brows:

now, say "ah"

So, if that's a thermometer...where are the numbers?

are you sure your supposed to swalllow mercury?

Where's Mercury Maniac?...I have an idea! :idea: :3way:

isn't there a film called Mecury Rising?

I only watch XXX movies...would you like to see the one I made last week? :D

that would be a yes, lol :)

i am too innocent to have made a naughty movie (looks out for lightning)

So...you're telling me your stage name is Ron Jeremy? ;)