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#3760
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#3761
That's it for now. See you next week. |
#3762
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#3763
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3764 -- passing through on my way out to enjoy what is left of the nice warm evening... maybe get some train pictures as well!
-Toast |
#3765
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#3766
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#3767
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#3768 Did I ever tell you all how much I like asses?
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#3769...yep that has popped up on occassion *LOL*
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#3770
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3771
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3772
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3773
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3774
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3775 done
996225 to go |
3776
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3777
or 3 777's |
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# 3779
End of the forth week tonight. |
3780
how quickly time flies:D |
# 3781
Should be interesting. :) |
# 3782
Even when you're not having fun. ;) |
#3783
I guess its about time I add to this again :) |
3784
looks like we are loosing momentum as the days go by.... time of check -- aniticipated end 6/4/03 11:18 PM -- 4/12/23 7:26 PM 6/5/03 11:04 PM -- 6/11/23 4:12 AM 6/6/03 11:03 PM -- 8/24/23 5:43 AM Still, it's impressive that this thread has made it to almost 3800 replies... the limericks that follow have been collected off of various sites on the Web.... |
There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and woke up covered in goo. --3785-- |
The last time I dined with the King
He did a most curious thing. He sat on a stool, Took out his tool, And said, "if I play will you sing?" --3786-- |
There was a young man from Spleen
Who invented a wanking machine On the 99th stroke The fucking thing broke And whiped his balls to cream --3787-- |
On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a hot sexual trance, But each had a gripe, About having to type, With a hand stuck down into their pants. --3788-- |
My dorky ex-roommate Pierre
Once fell asleep in my chair I pulled out my unit Proceeded to tune it And fired my load in his hair --3789-- |
There once was a man named Bob
He loved to show off his nob He flashed it at Dave And rubbed it on Jay Who sucked it like corn on the cob --3790-- |
There was once a man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent To save him the trouble He put it in the double And instead of coming he went. --3791-- |
There was a young lady in France
Who hopped on a Bus in a Trance Three passangers fucked her Besides the conductor And the Driver shot twice in his pants --3792-- |
There once was a young barmaid from Wales
On her breasts were written the prices of ale And on her behind For the sake of the blind The prices were tatooed in braille --3793-- |
Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina, And part of her anus in Dallas. --3794-- |
With the heat of their passion quite high,
In the dark she had grabbed the K-Y, But her burning desire, Quickly set him on fire, When she smeared that Ben-Gay on the guy. --3795-- |
There once was a woman named Sutton,
Who played night and day with her button. When asked why she did, She mentioned her id, And confessed to just being a glutton. --3796-- |
An accident really uncanny
Befell an unfortunate granny. She sat down in a chair While her false teeth were there, And bit herself right in the fanny! --3797-- |
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass. Not rounded and pink As you probably think - It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass! :D --3798-- |
In convertibles she was quite brash,
When she put her feet up on the dash. As a trucker drove by, Her bare crotch caught his eye, And four people were killed in the crash. --3799-- |
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