Now.

When was the last time you felt a warm, live connection?

Yesterday.

When was the last time someone held you as you slept?

A few nights ago. Tyler's cuddly but the last two nights I fell asleep on the couch from the early mornings I had.

when was the last time someone cooked for you?

Most every day.

When was the last time you had the time of your life?

Sunday afternoon when my wife and I went out.

When was the last time you tried and enjoyed something you never thought you'd like?

I would have to say Saturday night

When was the last time you played to win?

Earlier this evening. A game of Freecell.

When was the last time you had a bowl of chili?

daily, if I count my 4 cats.



When was the last time you watched an automobile race?

It's been a while ... maybe a month or so ago on television. Not a real big racing fan, but will watch ever once in a while.

When was the last time you had or attended a party?

Had to be over a year ago, but I can't recall exactly when.



When was the last time you went fishing?

That was also a year or more ago. :(

(And I like fishing, too.)

When was the last time you had a fish dinner?

I drank chocolate soy milk the other day.

When was the last time you woke up several hours earlier than usual?

Every damn morning....................damn those 15 years of getting up at 3 a.m.!!!



When was the last time you thought about moving?

Last month, when my neighbor pissed me off. Moving would be better than murder but there's no guarantee our next house would have a yard private enough to walk around naked.

When's the last time you walked around your yard naked?

Never......never had a yard that private, but I plan to in the future.



When is the last time you watched a really bad movie?

I wasn't crazy about "gangs of new york". Watched that last week.


When's the last time you enjoyed a non-pornographic movie so much that you pleasured yourself?

I don't think I've ever done that.





When is the last time you pleasured yourself for another's benefit?

Long time. She's not one to enjoy watching.

When's the last time you did?

Never have. Never had anyone who wanted me to.




When is the last time you had phone sex?

I tried twice but just couldn't seem to get to the grand finale.

When's the last time you had someone give you an unusual haircut?

Don't think I've ever had an 'unusual' haircut.



When is the last time you had to give up a dream, even temporarily?

I might be in the middle of doing that right now. Still trying to buy a motorcycle. Have one picked out but the guy isn't sure he wants to sell it.

When's the last time you dropped everything and went for it?

The other night when my wife indicated some interest in "couple time." :D

When's the last time you cleaned the bathroom bowl?

Do I really have to say? Let's just say it needs it done again. :D




When was the last time you sent a new member a PM?

I sent one yesterday! He/she still hasn't replied ! :(


When was the last time you dropped something on your toe?

In the shower about a week or so ago. Ouch!

When was the last time you learned your lesson?

The monkey never learns. :D

When's the last time you taught someone a lesson?

I teach someone things every opportunity I get. Damn if he doesn't want a textbook, though. :D

When was the last time you believed what someone said?

Too often. You'd think I'd learn by now.



When is the last time you had some fantastic lovin'?

Saturday night...with a little help on Sunday, too. :)

When was the last time you reminded someone of something?

Every day. Damned forgetful men!! LOL



When was the last time you took a pet to the vet?

Two days before my surgery in November of last year. ( He didn't make it. :( )

When was the last time you helped someone elderly.

I can't recall.




When was the last time someone younger tried to help you?

My daughter wanted to help me fold clothes today.

When was the last time you waited for someone to arrive?

Last month :D



When is the last time someone waited for you to arrive?

Almost two weeks ago.

When was the last time someone counted the minutes until you got there?

I hope it was yesterday. I know I was counting the minutes until I got there.



When was the last time you made Jell-O for dessert?

I'm not sure I ever have, except as a Jello cake.

When was the last time you fixed soup?