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 Have Gun, Will Travel (Remember that ol' show?) |
Travel faster than light, and you will arrive before you leave!
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Leave me alone!
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Alone, at last.
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Last one there is a rotten egg!! :D
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Egg noodles can be delicious.
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Delicious food was served at the function.
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Function calls are a normal part of programming computers.
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Computer are great when everything is working.
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Working mothers are very busy.
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Busy hardly describes it.
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It may be dangerous.
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Dangerous activities add to the excitement.
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Excitement can be contagious.
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Contagious diseases are not welcome.
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Welcome strangers at your door.
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Door to door salesmen are almost a thing of the past.
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Past events influence current events.
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Events can be man made or natural.
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Natural disasters can be devastating.
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Devastating storms are all too frequent during the hot days of summer.
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Summer is a good time for swimming.
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Swimming is good exercise.
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Exercise helps keep you healthy.
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Healthy people usually live longest.
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Longest waits always seem to happen when you're in a hurry.
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Hurry through life, and you’ll miss most of it.
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It is what it is.
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Is Pixies-Place the only safe port in the storm of life? One might well think so.
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So off we go.
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Go up and to the left.
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Left behind again. :(
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Again and again I tried and failed to open the dang bottles.
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Bottles of beer are drained quickly by alcoholics.
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Alcoholics need help to combat this problem.
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Problem number 1: How many strokes does it take to get a girl off?
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OFF is usually good to use if you're going out where mosquitos might bite you.
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You belong with me.
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Me Tarzan, you Jane.
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Jane looks good in animal skins.
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