Luckily she knew how to quiet his dogs.

She went to the kitchen and

She went to the kitchen and grabbed some doggie treats.

When she returned ...

When she returned every dog in the neighborhood was there begging for the treats.


She smiled at the neighbor and said....

She smiled at the neighbor and said, "Do you think the airport offer was a bit too much?"

The neighbor, knowing the line of guys at the airport, started laughing ...

The neighbor, knowing the line of guys at the airport, started laughing because he knows why they are waiting.

They were waiting for

They were waiting for more than airplanes.

But one day, the candyman

But one day, the candyman came. :yikes:

Rushing home to change his pants ...

Rushing home to change his pants...he realized how futile it was.


He stopped at the store...

He stopped at the store...to sell his candy.

Unbeknownst to the store manager...

walked in on us and our panties up.

When the gym teacher said, "

When the gym teacher said, "Ready, get set, go," everybody left.

Covering up ...

Covering up...quickly as the maid entered their room, the couple forgot that their hotel bed had transparent sheets.


With a devilish smile...

With a devish smile ... the maid yelled something like, "Yahoo," then stripped off her clothes and jumped on the bed with them.

The soda was foaming up when ...

The soda was foaming up when ... she jumped on the bed.

Having messed up the sheets...

Having messed up the sheets, they retired to a blanket on the living room floor.

The stereo was playing ...