The good news is I dont have a cat

The bad news is I have one too many.

The good news is I hope to sleep well tonight.

The bad news is I didn't sleep well last night (too damn horny, and too sore to do anything about it lol)

The good news is hopefully you're not as sore now.

The bad news is... you know she will be just as sore

The good news is that, too, may pass by this morning.

The bad news is that it won't be my fault

The good news is there's always Pixies to help us imagine our blues away. :)

The bad news is that sometimes the pain is too great. :(

The good news is tomorrow is a new day.

The bad news is that tomorrow isn't Friday ... yet. :(

The good news is it's almost spring time

The bad news is there's still just a bit of winter left. :(

The good news is that all things change.