He vowed to keep his bedroom door closed after that.

Turning back to his partner ...

Turning back to his partner he saw her sleeping with her naked breast exposed.


Feeling a sudden rise he....

Feeling a sudden rise he slid closer, merging into the contours of her body.

She shifted slightly...

She shifted slightly so he could reach around and pull her close.

She responded by ...

She responded by ... pressing her body tightly to his.

That was all it took ...

That was all it took... she smiled knowingly.

She slowly unbuttoned...

She slowly unbuttoned the buttons on his shirt.

His hands moved softly ...

His hands moved softly to her head

Suddenly she

Suddenly she ... screamed, "Wait, I left the oven on!"

Jumping up ...

Jumping up her hair ripped from his fingers

Instinctively she.......

Instinctively she took off her wig

He was so surprised

He was so surprised, he fainted.

Laying there ...

Laying there in a puddle of his own drool she just shook her head and walked off.


Suddenly spying the sexy neighbor next door......

Suddenly spying the sexy neighbor next door ... she yelled out, "Yoo Hoo ... Hoo Hoo!"

That definitely got his ...

That definitely got his dogs barking

Luckily she knew....