I have no garden... No time for one.

Ever seen a tornado?

Yep! I used to be a storm spotter in Kansas. Seen plenty there.

Ever been to a hurricane party?

Nope...what's involved?


Been to an orgy?

No never............and hope I never am.




Have you ever seen a volcano, whether active or inactive?

Yes, an inactive one.


Ever been to Mt. Rushmore?

No, but some day ...

Ever suffer from food poisoning?

no

steak chicken or pork today

None of the above. Fish or tofu. :p

Favorite all-time movie?

My Fair Lady


Favorite author?

John Updike or John Irving or James Joyce

Favourite name for a boy?

Jonathan

What are you going to eat for dinner?

Dunno. Whatever they serve on the plane. :(

What's your favorite type of alcoholic drink?

white russians and margaritas

Does your family live close by?

Too close, thank you..


Did you have fun at the gathering?

Yes I did, thank you for asking. HOLD ON how do you know I went to a gathering??????????

Have you been swimming yet this season?

Nope not yet.....

Have you bought a new swimsuit?

I bought a new one in April, bikini with blue colors on it.

Do you have a favorite romantic place?

Yes a lovely two piece.

Have you kissed a horse?

No I don't think I have.

Do you seem to open up to people too easily?

No I don't think so do you?

Do you ever scratch in public?

No, I was taught ladies don't scratch in public.




Do you believe in public displays of affection?

To a certain point...... I would love for him to love on me a bit more but not completely get down and dirty.

Do you?

No, never liked watching either.


Do you have soft feet?

kinda

do you?

No, but they don't smell


Do you have fleshy cheeks?

I guess.

Where is your dream vacation?

Inbetween your legs.


Where would you like to go?

I would like to go into orbit, or better yet - to the Moon.


How about you?

I'd like to go diving on the Great Barrier Reef and see Australia/ New Zealand


What would you like to do if you had to choose another profession?

I'd be an Egyptologist.

What's your favorite food to BBQ?

When it comes to BBQ, it's all good! Brisket would probably be my fav though.

What's yours?

Shrimp!

What would I find in your nightstand drawer?

Some old photo's of friends


What would I find if I pulled your pants down?

3 guesses - first 2 dont count

have you ever mooned someone in a VERY public place?

Yes, on an airplane.


Have you ever been drunk at work?

nope but I've thought about it - A LOT

you?

No, but I know some that have.

Would you ever sneak out of work to run and errand, and then sneak back in hoping your being gone wasn't noticed?

yes


what is the most sensitive spot on a womans body?:slurp:

her heart ;)

have you ever made love outdoors?

Yes and I plan to do so again soon!

Would you give up TV or the Internet if you had to choose?