People driving by must think I'm crazy

The person below me sings loudly in the shower

I do when I'm home alone I've found when people are home they look at me strange when I come out if I do.

the person below me had sex well driving

:o yes. And it works. Also on motorways... :o

The person below me has at least four dildos at home :D

Wanna know exactly how many I have at this very moment? 58
:D



The person below me has never had anal sex (poor thing).

I knew there would be a place for me here eventually.

The person below me enjoys making me hard.

oh baby oh baby ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

The person below considers themselves a pervert

* raises her free hand*

~ the person below me can see my panties;)

*looks under his desk madly*

The person below me thinks ducks can swim

They can't?!?!?!?!?!?

The person below me needs to get some new underwear.

you no like granny panties:D:D:p

~the person below me needs some schoolin'

I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher.

The person below me knows how to stay out of trouble.

*just can't find a slot in this game where I can play!*

The person below me just came in her panties and is waiting for me.;) :p

ummmmmmmmmm OMG who told you?????????:D:D:p


~the person below me caused it

If my fingers could reach I coulda shouda...

The person below me knows how to zerbert

Damn straight I do!!! Learned it from Bill Cosby....just like you...LOL:D


The person below me is often late because he/she continually misplaces his/her keys.