It was an opera and with all the screaming....he wondered what the fuss was all about.

Suddenly a shot rang out ....

Suddenly a shot rang out .... which just proved the glass holding the shot of whiskey was pure crystal since any other wouldn't ring like that.

No time to waste, he took the glass and ...

No time to waste, he took the glass and taped it up (duct tape naturally)

He taped it so he could ...

He taped it so he could...see if the glass was half empty or half full.

After he decided that it was...

After that he decided that it was...in need of more fluid.

He grabbed a bottle...

He grabbed a bottle and.....filled it to the brim.

Then he looked at it and....

Then he looked at it and ... moaned with satisfaction as he took a drink.

No doubt about it ...

No doubt about it ... he really enjoyed the beverage.

Suddenly he realized....

Suddenly he realized that he had a low tolerance for alcohol.

Before he knew it....

Before he knew it ... he was just a bit tipsy.

Once he realized that ...

Once he realized that he decided to make the most of it.

Taking another glass, he....

Taking another glass, he offered it to his lady

She took the glass ...

She took the glass ... and gulped it down like a sailor with a keg of rum.

Shocked by that, ...

Shocked by that, he handed her another to see what would happen.

To his amazement,.....

To his amazement, his prim and proper lady began to lose her inhibitions.

The next thing he knew...