my chick-a-dees flew home for the summer today

Time for Vegas practice.

That is indeed what it was!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

Were you thinking about eating or talking? :confused:



WAIT! I know we do other things at our PAGANs, ..................... I just can't think of it right now.









:rofl:

Same in French, eh?







:roflmao:

We just had to call the police on one of our upstairs neighbours... He was drunk and had lost his keys and was attacking his door with a shovel and threatening Wilderness's brother... Scary stuff. :(

Everybody knows that a few good solid kicks right beside the locks will break through the jam and let you in. No need for a shovel.

Depends on the door construction. You can get reinforced core doors you can kick all day. A shovel next to the lockpin may help, but probably not.

I took my first insulin shot in 3 years last night (they've had me on 2 different pills for type II diabetes prior to this). This is the first morning in a long time my bloodsugar has been under 160!

Everybody knows when a crazy drunk could find another way in, destroy the jam and door pocket with a kick or chop his way in with a shovel, which choice will win. :rofl:

Well, the obvious choice would have been to call the land lord and have them let the guy in.

I'm excited that someone is going to be paying me to do what I've done here for free (sex/victims).

You're going to be chasing nice old guys around, threatening and harassing them under penalty of being thrown into your dungeon?

PF, you only wish she'd do it to you. Unfortunately for you, she knows you'd just enjoy it.

If she's momentarily distracted, she may forget for a little while.

Are you saying I should move my 'Free Panty Inspection' station to a different location?

No, disguise it as a spraytan suitability consultancy.

I think that would be a slick idea. :tongue:

Oil see ya there then.

It's not YOU I want to see there.

I'm excited, but i shouldnt be cause it might not happen yet, and it will just lead to bigger disappointment if it doesnt *L*

You got word from the Alaskan Wildlife Preservation Society about the grizzly bear I requested they send to you? :confused:

I rang them about a half hour ago and you really do need to speak more clearly. According to the Ranger on duty, they've just Fed-exed Fangtasia the biggest Kodak device they had, not Kodiak.

*LMAO*@you two

It could have been worse, they could have sent Kojak.

If you mean Telly, they better crack the crate a little.

If you mean the cheese, maybe they should seal it tighter. :fart:





And if you mean Cujo, he's already been there.

Ya' know, it's hard to imagine Kojak getting out of the crate ... seeing OldFart ... and saying, "Who loves ya, Babe?" :yikes:

Just doesn't ring true, does it? :(

I'm heading to jury duty today. Yippeeeeee!

The good Lieutenant was going to Fang, not me.

"Who loves ya, babe?" suddenly becomes less scary.

I think it has rained every day for the past week. I'm going to start getting mouldy soon. :p

Shhhhhh! PF'll sell you to a mushroom farm if he finds out.

No. Just everybody and everything around her. I'm keeping her. :tongue:

Mouldy panties and all? :rofl:

This is the 1st time ive since 2:30am, what a freaking day! An hour break then back in the car to work i go *sigh*

Mouldy panties and all?

It's all part of his collection.

Fang, you need some rest.....and I'm certain there are multiple men here that would volunteer their services in relaxing you so you could get that rest.

Mouldy on that HOTTIE?:hot: Fat chance. :rofl:

I am absolutely knackered! But finally i am home and i am not doing a damn thing!

Now THAT ^^^^ sounds like a good idea. :boink: