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Space heaters are a serious fire hazard and should never be used. (This tip courtesy of your mother.)

3441

Remember: The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires.

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Many schools give out bright, reflective stickers for children's bedroom windows to alert firefighters. Buy as many of these stickers as you can from neighborhood schoolchildren for your own window.

3443

Every month, check to see that smoke detectors are working by leaving a Tombstone frozen pizza in the oven for 300 minutes.

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Do not try to outrun fire, because it's much too fast. Wait, no, that's bears.

3445 {now this is a good suggestion :D}

Firefighters are heroes who perform a vital community service. Stay out of their way when they're working and offer yourself to them sexually when they're not.

--the end--
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right before this post there were 11,673 members, 10,820 threads, and 273,752 posts at Pixies!

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as of this post (if I did all of this right)....

the current post rate is 139 posts/day which means we reach the goal on: 1/10/23 7:22 AM

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the numbers:

start time: 5/9/03 11:35 PM
current time: 6/3/03 6:11 PM
reply count: 3,448
reply goal: 1,000,000

time delta: 24.78 days
time delta: 594.60 hours
time delta: 35,676 minutes

rate: 0.10 replies/minute
rate: 5.80 replies/hour
rate: 139.17 replies/day

still needed: 996,552 replies

time to goal: 10,311,192 minutes
time to goal: 171,853 hours
time to goal: 7,161 days
time to goal: 19.6 years

achievement date: 1/10/23 7:22 AM

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or

996,546

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--back from dinner (and beers of course)

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3464 and a nighty night

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other estimated times (based on this posting time and count)...

4,000 replies: 6/7/03 2:14 PM
5,000 replies: 6/14/03 6:18 PM
10,000 replies: 7/20/03 2:37 PM
100,000 replies: 4/25/05 8:19 PM
1,000,000 replies: 12/25/22 5:28 AM

#3466

Time for bed. Hope to get PC back tomorrow.

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getting PC back, hopefully working = good news!

#3468

#3470

Didn't realize how gay He-man was until I saw a show on TV that pointed it out to me.

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He-Man is gay?

#3473 - what a loverly day it is

#3474 - and God said "let there be light!"..

and his wife replied "Get out of bed and turn it on then you lazy bastard!!"

#3475 - oh and yes He-Man was soooooooo gay :D

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Hello world

*runs through the thread screaming 3478*