I want to be a policeman specializing in strip searching suspect women. (Is that a valid job position? :D)

Construction or demolition worker?

:D demolition worker :D

hippie or redneck

Hippie


Crime SCENE Investigator or Movie SCENE Writer?

Movie scene writer.

Horse or water polo player?

Horse polo player...let the horse do most of the work rather than me. :D


Mechanic or Carpenter?

Carpenter.


Author or Playwright?

author


Rodeo: Cowboy or Clown?

Cowboy.


Chemist or Biologist?

NEITHER

Camara man for a porn or a porn star?

Camera man. Not sure under the lights and with others watching that the sex would be as much fun.

A salesperson in a mens or ladies apparel store?

Ladies. :D

Telemarketer or used car salesperson?

Used car salesperson. At least the customers come to you, then.

homeless or heartless?

Homeless. It is easier to find a home than regain your heart.


Applications programmer or DBA?

Been both ... but I'll say DBA. It's close tho' ... I loved programming when I did it.

Retired or not?

Not. I like the challenge of having a job...although perhaos not MY job. The travel is killing me (slowly).

Entrepreneur or Fortune 500?