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Two midgets on a bender in Vegas hire two hookers and take 'em out for a night on the town. After cocktails and gambling, they all head back to their hotel room at the MGM Grand.
However, the night doesn't quite turn out as planned. Since he's had too much to drink, one of the midgets can't get it up at all, and, to make matters worse, he has to listen to the other one say "1, 2, 3, huh," over and over again, all night. The next morning, the first midget is complaining.

"Man, did that suck. I was soft all night."

"You think that's bad," said the other midget. "I couldn't even get onto the bed."

can't get to the bottom of the posts

still trying to get to the bottom of it all . ..

4403

we represent the lollipop guild

3404 - who's been naughty ? LMAO we'll have no adding 1000posts to your number cheats !!! ;)

#3407 - *spanking naughty sharni* :D

3408

Nice and sunny in London this morning

3409

Must do some work soon...

--3411--
heading out to the office, looks to be a decent sunny day today... figures, rains all weekend and then is sunny when I am stuck at work... oh well, at least I have a reason to leave early :)

#3412

#3413 ... come on sun ... shine!

#3414 - all alone in the office.......... if it weren't for the fact everyone passing by can see my desk I'd whip it out and have a jolly good fiddle !

#3415 - WOW just fumbling around as usual and would you believe it Sharni has posted more replies in the "Word Association anyone?" game...
http://pixies-place.com/forums/show...=&threadid=6021
...than I have in my entire pixie life this being post number 1335 for me and sharni has posted 1504 times in that one thread !!!

great going sexy one !

3416

Good morning!

3417

More coffee!!!!

#3418 - It'll take more than coffee to get over stats like that one !

3419

3420

You'll have to stay up late FussyPucker and work those fingers to the bone! :D

3421

I've been waiting for a courier to arrive all day!

3422

You know he's going to arrive AS SOON as I leave for work.

3423

Its here

#3424

What happens when someone has too much free time...
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

#3425 - Anyone wanna see what I do when I've got too much free time ?? ;) ;)

#3426 I think we already know that :p

#3427
Just wanted to add one more reply

#3428 - hehehe that's true Christine but always room for a little more right ? ;)

#3429 with only 996,571 to go

#3430 - Gotta double up so we can get done this decade. :D

3431
 

I came across these at The Onion and thought I would post the here...

{just in case some of y'all are "the my coffee's to hot so I'm gonna sue McDonalds", these are a JOKE}

3432

Fire Safety And Prevention Tips

If your smoke detector is beeping periodically, replace the batteries as soon as you get around to it.

Be sure to keep your gasoline-soaked rags nailed to a wall, safely out of children's reach.

3433

There are two kinds of fire that should never be put out with water. I'm pretty sure one of them is a grease fire.

3434

3435

When making your family's fire-evacuation plan, just remember "LISGM9MN": Leave the house Immediately, Stay low to the Ground, Meet outside, and call 911 froM a Neighbor's house.

3436

Assist firefighters racing to the scene of a blaze by lighting a series of smaller "marker fires" along their path.

3437

If you have children, warn them never to play with matches, because a fire could break out and Sparky The Big Friendly Fire Dog would have to visit the house in his big red truck and give them rides while the firemen put out the fire with water hoses.

3438

Beware the lustful fires that burn in a librarian's heart. They can rage beyond all control.

3439

Before using a fire extinguisher to put out a rapidly spreading fire, be sure to thoroughly read the instructions printed on the side, marking key information with a highlighter pen.