3240

3241
with
996,759 to go :)

3242

3243

3244

3245
with
996,755 to go

3251

3252

3253

3254

3255

3256

Thread seems to be moving more slowly lately

3257

3258

it always does on the weekends

996,741

or

3259

#3260

#3261

or

996,739

3261

let it snow! let it snow! let it snow!

3262

it feels cold enough here this morning:bite:

3263

I'm singin' in the rain...

3264

or

996,736

3265

3266

<sigh> Must get offline to get ready for work on my day off. :(

#3268

Just dipping a toe to add/contribute to the (lost) cause! LMFAO!

#32-69

yea 69

#3270

or

996,730

Actually.. per the main listing Scarecrow's post above me was 3271...

This one is 3272.......

3273

Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have?















A: Palm Sunday!

3274

An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th anniversary in the same hotel and city where they spent their honeymoon. Before the act, he excused himself and went to loo and after a while came out laughing loudly.
''On our first night," the woman said, "you did the same thing and came out laughing. At the time, I was too embarrassed to ask what you were laughing about. Can you explain?"
''On that night while urinating, I made the roof wet. Today my shoes are wet."

3275

What do you call a prostitute's children?





















Brothel Sprouts!

3276

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

3277

What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?







One goes "Ribbit" and the other goes "Rubbit."

3278

An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can't think anything to say but "HOSHIMOTA!" Concerned, his partner turns to him
"What do you mean it's in the wrong hole?"

3279

One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand. She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom.
"Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!"

"I have two words for you -- LET GO!"