He started getting............dressed so he could sign autographs in the front yard before the next "show".

She picked up the....

She picked up the .... pace and began unzipping his trousers.

Going commando ...

Going commando ...was the best way for him to meet her fans;she thought


The crowd cheered loudly when,........

The crowd cheered loudly when,...the spaceship first arrived overhead.

Going shopping for condoms ,,,

Going shopping for condoms ,,,was all the space people wanted to do



Getting to the condom shop..............

Getting to the condom shop...the young lady couldn't remember what size her boyfriend wore. :yikes: (Why do they call ketchup and mustard condom-mints?) :D

People ask dumb questions ....

People ask dumb questions ....because they like smart ass answers!




So now we get back to the smut because.......

So now we get back to the smut because...we're creatures of habit. :)

Helping to undress your so/spouse ...

Helping to undress your so/spouse ...when the zipper became stuck!



Reaching for the scissors.......

Reaching for the scissors....... was the last thing on his mind.

Seeing the lust in her eyes, he ripped..........

Seeing the lust in her eyes, he ripped..........at the back of her dress




Her bare back became....................

Her bare back became.....the fixation of all the men at the party.


Lust is a condition ...

Lust is a condition ... common amongst Pixies. :)

Sex can be tiring ...

Sex can be tiring ... but very enjoyable



She then licked her.............

She then licked her.............own nipple as she looked lustfully at him.

He leaned in and latched..........